Thursday, March 22, 2007

Why Pluto was wronged

We have a guess staying with us this week that brought her 3 year old son. I have been forced to watch the Disney channel for the past few days. Although some of the programming is sometimes slightly entertaining, there is one question burning deep in my dome. How come Mickey and Minnie mice, Donald a duck and Goofy a dog can all talk, but Pulto a dog like Goofy, is just a regular dog. Why are they in the same cartoon? Aren't dogs higher on the social chain than mice. Last time I checked they were higher than ducks too. What union is pluto in? Why is he forced to work on all fours while Goofy is on two legs and most important he has LINES. One would think that pluto would get all the lines because his skin is lighter than goofy's is. Could it be that Goofy is just a imbecile and Pluto is too proud to be dragged down to his level with silly lines? I am sure pluto has something to say. Maybe he is just too political and the man is holding him back. Maybe hist trade mark point is not just a comedic jesture at all. Is it really a black power salute? Some needs to investigate this whole situation and get to the bottom of this. all dogs be the same. They should all talk or nobody can talk.

Brian

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