Friday, July 13, 2007

Myspace spammers

Why do the internet marketers persist on Myspace? No! I don't want to buy any of your ringtones. I am not interested in pimping my site by going to your site. I don't need to go to your other web page to see naked pictures of you. I don’t want insurance, real estate or your stock market advice. I understand promoting a club appearance or your band maybe even your new calendar or film but please stop with everything else. You are not going to become the next Tom sending me an email or bulletin trying to sell me the “latest cool ringtones”. I know you heard that some dude from Texas got a bunch of friends and now a soft drink company is paying him to promote them but that is not going to happen for you. Internet marketer, you are not that bright!

If you insist on making up these phony profiles posting pictures of chicks you probably have never even met please stop emailing me. I just don’t care that you are new to “Anytown, USA” and trying to make new friends by directing them to a site where they can see naked pictures of you. I have never had to resort to showing someone nude pics of me before they became my friend. Plus I don’t need you to show me where I can see pictures of naked women on the internet. If you want to become a marketing genius, get your money together and buy advertising space.

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