MMA with your child

What if you were playing MMA with your kid. You get a take down. Then you begin a ground and pound attack on them. The kid decides his only chance is to give up his back. Seeing this you go for a rear naked choke hold. Is it okay to choke the kid out if they refuse submit because he knows you are his dad and you will not choke him out for real? If you think you can choke them out, how old must the kid be?

Stuff White People Like

What happened to the Stuff White People Like blogger? Surely there must be more than 87 things that white people like. Where are you Stuff White People Like guy? I need my daily dose of laughing at the man, man. It is my coffee. Don’t white people like making lists? Put that on the list. David letterman has made a living from his top ten lists. What about the top 100 of all time of (insert subject) list? Then we can argue about if pick #89 truly deserves to be on the list. Some other notable that was good should be there instead. You cannot stop at #87. What is that about??? Is this some kind of Sopranos ending?