CANDY CANDY CANDY. CHIPS CHIPS CHIPS!!! I want candy and chips all the time. Dieting really stinks. I have been on a diet since Nov. 1. I want to be thin like Bill Clinton. How did you do it Bill. Does South Beach or Atkins allow you to eat chips all day.
My wife tries to tell me to think of it as a lifestyle change. "It's not a diet you are adding years to your life" It's just torture! Why doesn't all the stuff that is good for you taste as good as the bad stuff.
They have not developed any soy products that taste like cheese steaks. I'm sorry but you cannot simulate bacon! (Although, I do perfer turkey bacon.) How come brown rice takes so darn long to cook. You wait for 40 minutes and it still does not beat minute rice. How come general tso's chicken ain't good for you. It has broccoli in it??? Life is just not fair sometimes some of us are really big boned.
Sorry for complaining about me diet.
Brian
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